$500 car...

So I think I've got my rims sold, so I'm going to take that money and buy a beater... Anyone?

Well im for hire.... ill beat you when ever you want.. but i only use open fist... or oranges in socks.. my rate is only $50/hr, but my minimum rate is $50... so evenif you just neerd to be beaten for 5 minutes, its still $50.00

Things i wish i didn't read when i first wake up

tombstonex wrote:Well im for hire.... ill beat you when ever you want.. but i only use open fist... or oranges in socks.. my rate is only $50/hr, but my minimum rate is $50... so evenif you just neerd to be beaten for 5 minutes, its still $50.00

But does your work come with a warranty? Like if you punch me in the face and it doesn't bruise, do I get my money back?

denlou wrote:

tombstonex wrote:Well im for hire.... ill beat you when ever you want.. but i only use open fist... or oranges in socks.. my rate is only $50/hr, but my minimum rate is $50... so evenif you just neerd to be beaten for 5 minutes, its still $50.00

But does your work come with a warranty? Like if you punch me in the face and it doesn't bruise, do I get my money back?

denlou wrote:

tombstonex wrote:Well im for hire.... ill beat you when ever you want.. but i only use open fist... or oranges in socks.. my rate is only $50/hr, but my minimum rate is $50... so evenif you just neerd to be beaten for 5 minutes, its still $50.00

But does your work come with a warranty? Like if you punch me in the face and it doesn't bruise, do I get my money back?

Good question... i think ill treat this like Sherwood Chev. If it doesnt bruise, you will have to sign a waiver so i can look you over, if its not your fault you didnt bruise, then i wont charge you..

that is awesome!!!